Just running some numbers here.  By trip's end this year . . .

Ashlin will have spent 30 weeks of the past 36 months living in a tent. In that same time we will have . . .
Driven about 30,000 miles.
Spent about 800 hours in the car.
Spent about 4560 hours on trips.
Spent 800 hours packing-up or setting-up.
Hiked about 300 hours.
Eaten about 700 bars.
Given in to roughly 30 DQ blizzards.
Craved meat for about 2200 hours (maybe that one is just me).
Made around 120 fires.
Locked the keys in the car twice.
Made 30 visits to 20 National Parks.
Attended around 20 ranger programs.
Taken nearly 5000 pictures (again, maybe just me).
Taken about 10 horse rides.
Ingested 200 hiking treats.
Canoed for 12 days.
Been to 40 states and 1 Virgin Island (Europe is next year).
Eaten about 8 hot dogs.
Hydrated 80 freeze dried meals.
Called loved ones 60 times to Google something for us because we don't have Internet yet.
Used hand sanitizer 1768 times.
Played 318 hands of Uno.
Spent 211 quiet mornings at camp.
Spent about 4237 hours laughing, smiling, or dreaming.
Talked for about 2000 hours.
Played 211 games of Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who does the dishes.
Summited 23 mountains.
Been in 6 caves.
Filtered 300 gallons of water.
Drifted to sleep listening to a river, stream or ocean 167 times.